Disclaimers! Yeah!

This is my disclaimer page (it's pretty boring, but my parents and I wouldn't like my being sued so I gotta put it here). Enjoy!
First of all, I'm a minor with no money (I don't even get an allowance), no valuable property, and my parents would ground me forever if you bad people sued me. In other words, you and I both have nothing to gain from my being sued (so don't).
Next, just in case you decide to sue me, this is my excuse so you can't . . .
I, Katie as owner of these pages, here by state that I own none of the stuff on the pages unless I wrote it or drew it (which isn't much). All other fan things are property of the person(s) who wrote/drew them. I didn't steal them, or If I did, I apologize. I f anyone tells me to (with good reason), I will post an apology and/or take down the article of conflict as soon as possible.
I, Katie, also state that I don't own ReBoot (Mainframe inc. does) and I acknowledge that. I don't own Hexadecimal, Enzo, Frisket, or any of the other characters. I don't own the ReBoot lingo (i. e. basic or ASCII). I don't own any ReBoot trademarks. I don't even own my last name of Matrix. In short, I don't own anything here, really. All I own are the pictures that I drew and the writings that I made up. That's it, I admit it. Heck, I don't even own this background (it came from a Mainframe site).
Also . . .
I, Katie as the owner of these pages hereby announce and swear that I don't make any money off these pages. They are purely for my own enjoyment and the enjoyment of others. I will not in the future or now ever even try to make money, SO LAY OFF ME!
Next,
I, Katie may tend to make references to things and companies that do not belong to me (i.e. Disney's "Toy Story" or Ricky Martin's "Livin' La Vida Loca"). I do not claim rights to these things and others I don't own. I do not claim rights to any brand names on my site. You must realize that you cannot sue me for my opinions of them. I, however, realize that my opinion is not necessarily the opinion of Mainframe or other companies. I do not and will not claim that my opinion is theirs. I do not represent any one except myself.
Finally,
If you can think of any other reasons to sue me, (then you are thinking too hard! But, if you still want to sue me, determined aren't you?,) remember, I didn't do it, I'm sorry, and it's not my fault! If you need more convincing not to sue me, just reread the first paragraph in magenta. Thanx!
Still not satisfied? Don't make me get Mr. Friendly Example here!
Just remember, if you choose to sue, it'll hurt me and you! (Cute huh? I made it up myself, so don't sue me for it!;) --Katie (v)atrix :)